Jason Sudeikis: Olivia Wilde & I were only joking about all that sex stuff

Oh, it’s these two again. Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde have been grossing us out for a few months now with their inability to stop gushing about each other in interviews. She has publicly fretted about possibly losing his love because he’s just SO amazing, and she claimed they “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners” while he matched her level of grossness by claiming, “I have the greatest workout partner ever” for bouts of physical activity that definitely did not take place in the gym.

Now Jason, who is promoting We’re the Millers, says that we’re all weird for believing all the crap that he and Olivia have been saying about their sex life. In fact, he says that they were both just joking. That’s sort of his excuse anyway, but I have more to say about this a bit later:

Funnyman Jason Sudeikis was left exasperated after responses he and his fiancee Olivia Wilde made about their sex life appeared in print – as serious answers to silly questions.

The Horrible Bosses star is still learning what to say and what not to say in magazine interviews and a recent showdown with an Us Weekly reporter taught him never to be too flippant or funny when dealing with the media.

When asked about his fitness regime, he told the magazine, “The truth is, I’m not getting up an hour earlier and walking on a treadmill. I have the greatest workout partner in the world – and you don’t need a gym membership for that kind of workout.”

His remarks came just after Wilde joked that she and her man are like Kenyan marathon runners in the bedroom.

Asked to comment on the sex talk in a recent chat on U.S. news show Access Hollywood, Sudeikis got serious and said, “She (Wilde) was joking… I thought it was hilarious… We make jokes off the cuff and then those things get misrepresented and reprinted out of context.”

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Really? Jason is claiming that both he and Olivia were quoted out of context (which, interestingly enough, is what she claimed when saying that her vagina died at the hands of poor Tao Ruspoli). Bitches, please.

Let’s see how this shakes out if we want to get pedantic. Jason was specifically asked about his fitness routine, and he claims his answer was quoted out of context. An actual example of a journo quoting Jason in such an irresponsible manner would have been to slice up his quote if he had truly said, “I have the greatest workout partner ever. We really work up a sweat while going to the gym together, and we love to hike near the Hollywood sign and take selfies in front of it in the pale moonlight.” Is that what he said? No way, Jose. Jason answered as such: “The truth is, I’m not getting up an hour earlier and walking on a treadmill. I have the greatest workout partner in the world. And you don’t need a gym membership for that kind of workout.” So yes, he was talking about sex. He was not quoted out of context. Neither was Olivia when she claimed they “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners” because there is no other context in which to place that quote except for … sex.

Douche and douchette. I hope Jason and Olivia are proud of themselves for acting so damn juvenile while promoting their work. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go contemplate how best to keep writing about farts for a living.

Photos courtesy of WENN

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